Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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