Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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