You work out of a Hotel?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize