I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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