I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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