I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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