I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
