Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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