btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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