the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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