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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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