i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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