i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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