i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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