Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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