Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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