shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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