i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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