Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
do nipples grow back?
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