4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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