dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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