so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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