Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
