is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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