he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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