Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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