Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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