i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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