Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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