just tell him i said nine months
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
two words...techno handjob
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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