Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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