Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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