i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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