how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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