Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
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yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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