I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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