brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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