Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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