You work out of a Hotel?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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