Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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