Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
They have beer where we have blood.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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