i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
someone owes me an orgasm
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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