If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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