I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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