I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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