it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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