Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The power of my boobs compel you
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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