No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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