you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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