I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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