if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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