I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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