I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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