Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Hippo gnu deer
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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