He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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