And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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