He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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