I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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