yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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